Thank you, your honor.
May it please the court,
I’ve prepared an opening statement in this civil action
brought by Job, resident of 2924 Maple Street,
the Land of Uz, zip 56655,
against the defendant, God, also known as The LORD,
Yahweh, the Most High, the Holy One of Israel, and many other names.
- Job 1:1
- Job 2:1 - 10